Well...today marks the day everyone, and I probably speak for the entire planet when I say, EVERYONE, has been waiting for this historic day. The day that Duke Nukem Forever finally sees a definitive release date.
May 3, 2011 is the day that Forever finally sees the light of day. And the day that the entire world will stand still at the glorious re-birth of The Duke himself.
It's been along time a comin', over 12 years to be precise. You know how long that was? A long fuckin' time. I was actually in High School at the time when I first pre-ordered Duke Nukem Forever at EB Games back in '98 or '99(I only wish I had kept that damn receipt, or framed it, damn!). That long ago. Wow. So many things have happened since then. So many things. And now finally after everyone on planet Earth thought this day would never come to fruition, it finally has.
And not only that, but Gearbox Software, the makers of the hit-FPS game Borderlands, brought The Duke back from the brink of death. He was like almost dead if it wasn't for Gearbox. You guys fuckin' rock!
Anyways, before I keep typing and typing and typing and making every bored to death, here's the new trailer they made, and the trailer even kicks major ass!
Duke Nukem Forever is gonna kick ass and chew bubblegum...also to protect our woman from the alien scum on May 3, 2011 in North America and everywhere else on May 6.
HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!